Friday, December 18, 2009

Become an Official Member of Team Bah-Humbug Today!

I hate the Christmas season. I know that I am not the only one out there who I know who really hates it, but so many people out there are just chickenshits and won't admit it! I hate the holiday music, I hate the obligation that you should give people gifts, I hate the Christmas decorations. I hate that I can't even go to the store to buy nylons without having to stand in a line that is too long for my impatient sensibilities. I hate that my family wants me to go over to their house, and I can't even barely stand them. I can go on and on, but you get the drift.

Yesterday on twitter I declared a new official group, Team Bah-Humbug, for those of us grinches who can't stand the season. The official bylaws are as follows:
  • Members will feel the insane need to pull their hair out when they have to listen to Christmas music, unless it is obnoxious Christmas music like "The Twelve Pains of Christmas"
  • Members will try to avoid the store in any way during the month of December and will be pissed when they have to stand in any line if they do have to go to the store
  • Members will be irritated that they are being expected to spend their precious money on people that they might not really care about or people who already have all that they need and don't need another stupid gift
  • Members might decide to just give a big fuck you to the gift giving problem and not give anyone a gift at all
  • Members might decide that instead of all the stupid crap that so many other people might be doing, they choose to do something nice for other people, like work in a homeless shelter kitchen or something
  • Any member caught wearing Christmas shirts, socks or other apparel will have their membership immediately revoked
We've already established that I am the Queen President, and we also have a vice president, secretary and parlamentarian on twitter, as well as two official members.  If you love Christmas then more power to you, but if you don't then become an official member of Team Bah-humbug today!

P.S. Don't forget that our theme songs, and our mascot and idol is:


Can anyone relate to what I'm talking about?

4 comments:

Blackdove said...

Totally cute. A few years ago I would have joined, but this year I've got it BAD.

It helps that I don't buy for those I don't WANT to buy for (yay for new traditions!), but now I kind of overdo it because I love them all so much!

Love,

The Sugar Plum Fairie

Wicked Bitch, Latina Fatale said...

Haha! This year I am not buying anything for anyone. If people don't like it-oh well. I told them not to buy me a gift if they don't want to

Absentminded Oracle said...

when I see people with Christmas wear on I want to set it on fire. It is just so silly.. What grown woman needs to have bells on her hears like a human cow? just stupid. Sign me up.

Wicked Bitch, Latina Fatale said...

Excuse me Absentminded Oracle, but I already elected you as co-president the other day on twitter!!